The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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