somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize