That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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