Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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