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I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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