butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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