If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
dude. I can hear the air.
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