the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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