Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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