Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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