the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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