I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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