the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
