your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dick very happy bro
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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