Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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