Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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