Are we in a gay sports bar?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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