If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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