Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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