Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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