Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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