I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
it's like heaven, but drunker
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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