if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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