I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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