Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
They took my balls.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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