omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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