It's Friday. Sex?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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