Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Randomize
