Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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