Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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