hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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