i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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