i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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