i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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