How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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