I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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