Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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