god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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