I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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