just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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