Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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