Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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