Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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