Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
its liver damage thursday
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