i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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