Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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