Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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