READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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