I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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