So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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