This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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