from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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