in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
