I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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