Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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