There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
barbara walters just said penis...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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