big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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